This was actually a reasonably productive month! I have one scene left to write (some beach shenanigans for players who aren’t waiters/waitresses), and then I figure we’ll be at a good spot for the first part of episode 2. It’s a pretty bottom-focused episode, alas. Midnight and Madame Rossi are the dommiest dommes who ever dommed in my game, and the most of the content here involves them so, you know. Alas, Succubus (who *wishes* and *thinks* she’s the dommiest domme who ever dommed) does not make an appearance just yet. We’ll get to contend with her next update, I promise!

Anyway, I’m thinking there’s a good chance I’ll have a new update now by the end of August.

Also, I swear to god Baldur’s Gate 2 was written by spankos. I’m replaying it (trying out the Extended Edition) for the first time in well over a decade, and running into spankings everywhere:

1. There’s a sailor in one of the taverns on the Docks District that sings an entire song about a (female!) captain spanking her first mate.

2. Korgan Bloodaxe muses about how much he’d like to take Nalia’s Aunty over his knee when you meet her. Of course, this being Korgan it’s kind of gross and disturbing rather than sexy (though, if your fantasies involve guys like Korgan taking women like Nalia’s Aunty down a peg or a dozen, it’d probably be hella sexy. No judgements). He also threatens to spank Aerie when talking to the owner of the Copper Coronet about other entertainments.

3. I haven’t seen this one again yet, but I know that in a tavern in the Bridge District(?) I think, a cook threatens to give you a bare bottom spanking if you don’t leave her kitchen. Alas, repeatedly pestering her does not, in fact, lead to any bare bottom spankings.

Edit: And here’s a screenshot from number #3. It’s the cook in the Five Flagons Inn at the Bridge District.

Keep in mind that at this point my character is level 10 (the game starts with you level 7ish, so it’s still pretty early in the game). She’s fought trolls, undead, slavers and a lunatic mage. She is currently a freshly minted noblewoman in charge of a keep. She is wielding a magical sword, wearing magical plate armor, and carrying a giant magical shield. Her shield is glowing with magic.

Does that stop Uda from threatening her with a good, sound spanking?

No.

If Uda tried to pull Annie there over here knee and spank her, do you think Annie would be able to stop her?

Obviously not.

AKA